Food ;)
jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

(via pizza)

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Posted
3 hours ago
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via miraguey)

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96184
Posted
4 hours ago
everythingpersian:

onlyblackgirl:

When your man come home with taco bell.


Mcds*

everythingpersian:

onlyblackgirl:

When your man come home with taco bell.

Mcds*

(Source: lion)

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21957
Posted
5 hours ago

hotcheetoprincess:

u kno damn straight I’m a grown hoe

(Source: better-than-kanye-bitchh, via miraguey)

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Posted
5 hours ago

benedictscumberbatch:

“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”

(via miraguey)

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Posted
5 hours ago

jaclcfrost:

[parts hair differently than usual] [looks in the mirror] who am i

(via miraguey)

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Posted
5 hours ago
Anonymous asked: I told my friend that I'm bi and she told me there's "no way" I can be because I've only dated boys (I've dated 2 people ever) and that bi people don't exist. This made me so sad and now I'm just confused and don't know what to do or really who I am anymore. Sorry I didn't know who else to tell this to.


Answer:

stupidstagram:

be like u have no eyeballs and they will be like yes i do my eyeballs are right here and then be like nah i don’t see them and as they get angrier and angrier about what you’re saying just b like that’s how i feel when you say my sexuality doesn’t exist and they’ll either be like oh ok i’m sorry or they’ll try to explain themselves and if it comes to that point drop them you don’t need somebody like that in your life. 

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Posted
6 hours ago
connotativewords:

r-edtape:

night

I’d love to photograph you one day.

connotativewords:

r-edtape:

night

I’d love to photograph you one day.

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Posted
6 hours ago