Imagine if you logged onto tumblr one day, and gifs suddenly had sound.
you’d open up your dash to this explosion of noise and your face would be like:
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superultraextremeawesomemazing:
The cop is just like: Aww yes, this kid is going dow- god damn it. Are you kidding me?
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don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
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the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
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a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
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